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She’d always wanted to be a mother. Several of her friends had already been blessed with babies, all of them adorable. She was jealous at first, until she heard about sleepless nights and poopy diapers.
The she found the solution. Her baby Lauren was everything she could want: cute, cuddly, clean, and totally fake.
Ripped from the headlines for G-Man's Friday Flash 55.